• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All he left her was alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He Was a Crook
• Jesus was a black man
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was Fair and Young
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Cruel Man Blues
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• There was once a Man
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Man He Killed
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• God was created in man's image
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Dead Man's Fair
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When I Was Cruel
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Man was created in God's image
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Adam really was the first man
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When he became an old man
• There was a man and a woman
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• There once was a girl named Irene
• To wear nothing but steam
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• butt plug
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Port Townsend, Washington
• different but equal
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• no ideas but in things
• Not what was said
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The Cruel Ship's Captain
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• fair
• more sure of all I thought was true
• fair cake division
• Goose Fair
• Fair Isaac
• Frankfurt Book Fair
• great things he has taught us
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• It's just the way that he walks
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• Cancer Man
• Man Ray
• The Mismeasure of Man
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• The Blind Man and the Whelp
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• Man whore
• White Man's Democracy
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• A very very nice man

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