• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• All he left her was alone
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• At least he was gentle
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I married him because he was not mean
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• H.E. Roscoe
• He Who Is Death
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• What was the question?
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was sure it was her
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• There was a man and a woman
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Magneto Was Right
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He ain't no movie star
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• I was Chris to him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• This was not my going away party
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• he who (user)
• Song of the Sorceress
• he says
• He Hudas not pay
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He gave her a daisy
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• he painted with the souls of the living
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was Mexican
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was very, very drunk
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• It was not death, for I stood up
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• Olympia, Washington
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• My hacked iPhone was better
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• mad he (user)
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• he had a dream
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched

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