Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "he tried to kiss me"

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• let me kiss you_root (category)
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• He brings me books like flowers
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Punish me with kisses
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Kiss Me, Kate
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• he calls me girly (user)
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• OBAFGKM
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• he calls me monster
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he that is not with me is against me
• Kiss Me Deadly
• kiss me quick
• let me kiss you (user)
• Kiss Me, Judas
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Kiss me once and never again
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He that is not with me is against me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• He Hate Me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• let's try me (user)
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Jenny Kissed Me
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Kiss Me Baby
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Kiss Me
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• the KISS army
• kiss it up to God
• kiss once again, and part
• cards and kisses
• Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss
• Kiss Comics
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Are you hitting on me?
• stop picking on me
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Where organized religion lost me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Pinch Me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Give Me the Brain
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• The Beast within me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Use Me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• math makes me smile
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• chris me (user)
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• They inspire me
• Pentax ME Super
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• kill me now (user)
• You lost me at Hello
• What is in me (user)
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• it's just me (user)
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Please, Call me Honky
• spare me (user)
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• he faked murder_root (category)
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• A civil kiss across a thousand miles
• Alas Madam for Stealing of a Kiss
• kiss it baby (user)
• freedom kiss
• Hot Pink Kiss (user)
• I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands I used to hold
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Excuse me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Better him than me
• Follow Me 'Ome
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• Give Me Louisiana
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Touch Me
• simple answers make me insane
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somebody Loves Me
• They want me for a focus group!
• If No One Will Love Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Blame It on Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Mr. T and Me
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• It's not you, it's me.
• Goodness Gracious Me
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Come Talk To Me
• the stars wait for me (document)
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Dance Me Outside
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Get Behind Me Satan
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me

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