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• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• World created in your mind
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Long Haired Preachers
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Karl Marx and his world view
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I wish I could open his eyes
• Madmen have a world all their own
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• They could have saved Kevin
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I have root on your head
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He weaves his words
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Our World: Fallen
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• drop a piano on his head
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• His/her name should coincide with that of the principle he/she discovered
• And All That Could Have Been
• the only comfort we could ever have
• How the mighty have fallen
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• Could you have danced with me?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Could I Have Been?
• It could have been me
• I could have been one of a two
• I must have three heads
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• MLofOZ : Author's note
• Penis for a day
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
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• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• because I have given up any care
• If only I could get into her head
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• Astro City #5
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Got any ID please?
• funny pages
• I can quit any time I want
• How Eulenspiegel became a page
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the Author
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Everything2.1 Front Page - Guest (superdoc)
• I could sleep now
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• The Wonderful and Frightening World of the Fall
• The World
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• A fallen angel
• We Have Explosive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• The Day the World Went Away
• Star Trek home worlds
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I'm not a part of this world
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• League of Non-Aligned Worlds
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• World's pissing tree
• I really have to do you now
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter six
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Hundred Worlds
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• World's deadliest snakes
• They must have faces
• minus world
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Workers World Party
• People want what they cannot have
• Beakman's World
• I have never kissed a girl
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• The Tom and Nicole split: Why does the world care?
• I have lost many things, so many

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