Findings:
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Let them eat cake
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- I have too many clothes
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- A reason to drink
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Men have feelings too
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
- I have too much to say
- Dead bunny cake
- cake eater
- Hot Fudge Cake
- Poppy seed cakes
- Chocolate Stout Cake
- Eat Me
- Meal, ready to eat
- The "Eat Your Lawn" Party
- The Curious Eat Themselves
- eat life (user)
- Eat my socks (user)
- Eat to the Beat
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- it's good to have a moose
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I may or may not have been naked
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme.
- I used to have so many dreams
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have become furniture in your life
- Making islands to have new seashores
- the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I believe you have my stapler
- We'll always have Paris
- Too Broad
- Rita, Sue and Bob Too
- "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- The Man Who Knew Too Much
- me too (user)
- Too close to home
- Everybody is in too many pieces
- I'm too old for this shit
- Twelfth cake
- Cocoa Sheath Cake
- cake and milk
- Real Red Devil's Food Cake
- Chocolate Whiskey Cake
- Groundhog Day cake
- yellow cake batter
- Good Eats
- the meat we eat
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day
- How to Eat Fried Worms
- love to eat (user)
- I Will Make You Eat Your Words
- Does a dog have buddha nature?
- you can't have it both ways
- Have I Got News for You
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Names have power
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Why I want to have children
- I have never felt more alive
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Finding out you have cancer
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- It could have been me
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- how many lines of code have you written?
- I have failed
- You Have To Burn The Rope
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Too Many Daves
- Too much spring
- Perils of being too good at your job
- think too much (user)
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- kitchen appliances are computers too
- City Too Hot
- Laughing Too Much_root (category)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- too cool for school
- fair cake division
- hot cake
- Double-chocolate rum cake
- carrot raisin cake with cream cheese glaze
- Genoa cake
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How to eat a shot glass
- The goldfish are going to eat you
- Tigers Eat Hearts
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Lord, have mercy
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I have bloodmarks on my floor
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- just to have some human contact
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- What do I have of my mother's?
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The Hills Have Eyes
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Too long without touch
- To, Too, Two
- I'm Too Sexy
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- Human, all too Human
- Too Cool for Kissing (document)
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- Too much awesome poetry on E2
- urinal cake
- take the cake
- Banana & Walnut Cake
- Apple Pudding Cake
- Rice or Potato Flour Sponge Cake
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Why your pet eats poop
- How to eat fruit with manners
- Can I eat him, boss?
- Eat popcorn, drink coke
- I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
- They mean to eat the blancmange
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