Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have too many clothes
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have too much to say
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Let them eat cake
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• You have far too much time on your hands
• A reason to drink
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Men have feelings too
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
• You eated my cookie?
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• I have bad taste in music
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• Making islands to have new seashores
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• May I Have This Dance?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I want to be sexy too!
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Not enough chlorine in that gene pool
• Thinking too much
• Too much beauty
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• Too much law, not enough justice.
• DRM gone too far
• Scallion Cake
• Piece o' Cake
• Rose petal fairy cakes
• Chocolate zucchini (courgette) cake
• Ace of Cakes
• eat
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Eat Drink Man Woman
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Dogs that have owned me
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• What We Have Known
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Ravers are people, too
• On a night not too long ago
• It's never too late
• You too can spend four years
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Room Too Long
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• Moon cake
• Chocolate Chip Cake
• All Hallow's Eve cakes
• Raisin Snack Cake
• Bundt cake
• Cake or Death
• Who shall we eat?
• America Eats its Young
• Eat and live!
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• I eat my peas with honey
• Eat Bertha's Mussels
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• You have a big finger
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I don't have a television set
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• have it off
• in case I have forgotten
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The Hills Have Eyes
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?

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