Findings:
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- you have me at a disadvantage
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It could have been me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- What have you done for me lately?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Could you have danced with me?
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You have no power over me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Things video games have taught me
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Have One On Me
- Dogs that have owned me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
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- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
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