• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I appear to have been misinformed
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• the hottest it has ever been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been on the net (user)
• Does this ever go away?
• Will I ever know?
• The first bear I ever saw
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• All I ever wanted to be
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The shortest detective story ever
• Gender feminism
• Educational gender gap
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have no hair
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Lord, have mercy
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• They must have faces
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Have brain, will travel
• consoles should have trackballs
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• You have the right to remain silent
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• I want to have known
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Yellow is the opposite of blue
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You are no longer someone's first
• someone (user)
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Helping a loved one with depression
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The smallest IDE Driver ever
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Ever thus to deadbeats
• gender fuck
• Futurism and Fascism: Gendered Political Strategies
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• I have a friend
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have lost my power
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Why we have mosquitos
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I feel I have committed murder
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Table of the Opposites
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• You can't make someone love you
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Someone O. Rother (user)

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