• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• People have fucked up before
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• It's All Been Done Before
• The way things have always been done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Have you ever made a just man?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Have you been a dad today?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• the only comfort we could ever have
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I appear to have been misinformed
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the hottest it has ever been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Been
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Things to remember before raising your hand
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Before reality creeps in
• Before Time Was
• Prayers before Mass
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• There was a time before
• Before you, there was me
• ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• The best comeback ever
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck plate tectonics
• puck fuck
• Needlessly fuck with things
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• fuck u (user)
• Fucked up ways to die
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Words Have No Meaning
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dead people I have known
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• if I can't have silence
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Diagon Alley
• I've been crowned the king of it
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• they called her the Great Wall. she'd already been breached a thousand times.
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• the days before porn
• The impending nickname shortage
• My life closed twice before its close
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XVI Compelling Appearance of Accused Before a Justice and Interim Release continued
• Photography and religion
• Two Years Before the Masters
• The dream before
• Worst episode ever
• The best line I ever used
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• The Big Space Fuck
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fuck it or kill it
• fuck this_root (category)
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• I have this delusion
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Celebrities I have served
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?

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