• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Stoned music memories
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The days of wonder have come at last
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Have a nice day
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Penis for a day
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Day planner
• Day trading
• Memorial Day
• Encryption Day
• Graduation day
• 5 days to write my report
• A Day at the Races
• ToasterLeavings week- 7 days of random obeisance to an idiot mortal non-god
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Greater Columbus Habitat for Humanity: day 1
• Dinosaur Days Calendar
• And the days are not full enough
• Day 5 of My Experiment with Coffee Withdrawal
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Tater Day
• A Great Day in Harlem
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• Good Day
• You Are the New Day
• lunar day
• On the Day of Judgement
• That'll Be the Day
• Defenders' Day
• jc day (user)
• Holocaust Day
• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• First Day Cover
• Horno baking for a feast day
• Winning Days
• a rainy day is rainy regardless of the exact quantity of rain
• Copenhagen Beer Days
• My Days At Work....I Save Lives, Right?
• Day Watch
• The day I traded my mom in for a robot
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• To have and to hold
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Back in the day
• Bad hair day
• on my best days
• The darkest day in Oklahoma Highway Patrol History
• High Holy Day
• overcast days
• Astronomy Picture Of the Day
• 2 day rule
• Bastille Day
• Seven day weather forecasts define hubris
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• Microsoft Big Day
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• Resurrection Day
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Mr. Day Goes To Washington
• Jesus Day
• The Day Boy and the Night Girl
• Microsoft Puzzle Day
• David Day
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• Last Days of Summer
• River Days
• World Youth Day
• A day in the life of Everything, Kansas
• Wonderful Days
• May Day protests
• Bodhi Day
• Another typical day
• The Day of the Jackal
• Bachelor's Day
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• A Day Without Immigrants
• Holy Day of Obligation
• Space Gunner Hank Saves the Day
• Goodbye, Halcyon Days
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What have you been smoking?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Have got
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• We have science and confidence
• Day Of Ire (user)
• flag day
• Everything Day Logs (page 0)
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
• Milky Way Day
• Days of Heaven
• A Day in the Strife
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• What do moths do during the day?
• World AIDS Day
• red-letter day
• In the Days of Prismatic Color
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 3
• My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 6
• George VI's VE Day Speech
• White Day
• Days Between
• Dog Day Afternoon
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• U.S. Pride Day Chain Letter
• To the lady in the wreck that day
• The Day of the Locust
• Charon's day off
• 23 Days in Bhutan
• National Days
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• A slow day in Stalingrad
• Valentine's Day in India
• bin day
• green day chik (user)
• These days
• The Day the World was about to End
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• red nose day (user)
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• Baptist jokes
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with

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