Findings:

• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• How it would happen
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Parking warning
• The best comeback ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• The Ten Bawdiest Metal Songs Ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• This will never happen
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Accidents will happen
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• all she ever wanted
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What happens if you question your existence?
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The greatest paper ever written
• the best damned story ever written
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What happened to claymation?
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• It happens everyday
• worse things have happened to better people
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Dick Green
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Worst Node Ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• If you told me this never happened
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• A Lot Can Happen
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Same as it Ever Was
• Best Death Ever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Ever After
• You Know What Happens
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• Softly, at first, as if it hardly meant it, the snow began to fall
• Unhappily Ever After
• pointless HTML in email
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• ever (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• Programming for a drug dealer
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Have You Ever Walked?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• The Scariest Ho Ever
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• True love happens
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• Nothing Much Happens
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Does this ever go away?
• Will I ever know?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• Roller Derby
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• How could this happen?
• Everything happens now
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• hardly (user)
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bravest man I've ever known
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• My memory of what happened is not what happened
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• What happened?
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Nothing ever changes
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The Big Bang happened here
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• What the hell happened to us?
• Medgar Evers
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?

If you Log in you could create a "hardly ever happens" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.