• Don't give me your hand me down love
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• hand me downs
• Hand me that piano
• I want your hands on me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The man is bringing me down
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Me and the Fat Man
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• drop me a line_root (category)
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• MET ME IN THE TRAP_root (category)
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• E2 egged me on
• a new me (user)
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• remember me (user)
• ass
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• Asses of the masses
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• African wild ass
• Hand
• YHBT. YHL. HAND.
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• Hand of Fatima
• My hands have lost their memory
• left hand path
• Circle Hand Slapping Game
• minute hand
• Hand axe
• Black Hand Over Europe - Pan-Slavism - II. Czechoslovakia and Roumania
• The Hand
• Learned Hand
• hand signals
• I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• talk to me not the computer
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Hit me up
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• She misses me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Me and my big mouth
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Take On Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If No One Will Love Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• bowl me over
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• My wife made me sexy!
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Give me back my bike!
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• Call Me Princess
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It Hurts Me Too
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• Give me tonight
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Take me to your leader
• let me love you_root (category)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• show me (user)
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• talk me (user)
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Tell me a story about brains
• How to wipe your ass
• colder than a well digger's ass
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• ass hole!!! (user)
• Go by hand
• hand cruft
• Hands Up!
• such small hands
• three in one hand
• Fear an evil man with wasabi in hand!
• Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• Hand tragically nailed to the forehead
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• hollywood hands (user)
• Hands poker (user)
• all hands on deck
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You're not the boss of me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Ask Me Why
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Fight me, Jimmy!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• sendto() and recvfrom()
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Me and My Shadow
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• god help me
• What RU-486 means to me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You can see right through me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• Love Me Tender
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• emo me (user)
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• edit me (user)
• College sucked for me too
• gwapo me (user)
• The Ass and His Masters
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• Canada Kicks Ass
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Wash your hands
• left hand trick
• Helping Hands
• shake hands
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm

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