Findings:

• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• awkward
• awkward silence
• Rings on the Awkward Shadow
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Dr Awkward (user)
• An Awkward Pause
• The awkward quiet of hospital hallways
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• awkward verses (user)
• Awkward squad
• Awkward Horse
• Awkward Turtle
• Socially Awkward Penguin
• sinners underneath our awkward skylights
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• boss i wish you had told me
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• If I Had the World to Give
• These are the memories I never had
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• They Had No Poet
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The Spirit had other plans
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout

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