• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• We have had enough of your beige
• if you have had your midnights
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Questions I have had today
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• You had better...!!!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have the power
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The Hills Have Eyes
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I want to have known
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I almost had to wait
• We had a record label
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Why we have mosquitos
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• need sex have money (user)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The death of a man I had never known
• The seizure I had last night
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When I have female children
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• you have perfect teeth
• Where the streets have no name
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Knots I have known and loved
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have lost many things, so many
• What pornos would have us believe
• And All That Could Have Been
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You don't have to remember my name
• I should have danced with you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I had a really good time tonight
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had No Right
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had been hungry all the years
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• What have you been smoking?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Canon CAT
• A conversation I had with myself once
• We had silent conversations
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Baptist jokes
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny

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