• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Japanese alphabet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Yom Ha Shoah
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Two things not to say in Nepali
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• I was a chess piece
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• This node was made for you and me
• the time has come
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• The Path Has Vanished
• Your hair has turned white
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• ba shana ha ba'a
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Attention has been paid
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Why the chromatic scale has twelve tones
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Ramona Says A Bad Word
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles say goodnight
• You Don't Say
• What to say to HIV-AIDS skeptics
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• White guys who say "-izzle"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• ha ha only serious
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• A community without shame has no future
• How to find something which has been lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• What to get the guy that has everything
• Has Been
• What has disappeared
• Needless to say, it is my favorite dream
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• he says
• Say no to coke
• Jean Baptiste Say
• Some Might Say
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Thigh Says No_root (category)
• Have Your Say
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Nu Wa
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was once young and had a home
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• the hottest it has ever been
• my body has taken over my thinking
• A serious error has occurred
• Witchcraft Has Not A Pedigree
• Baltimore has the best storms
• ha (user)
• Sex Has Consequences
• The stylesheet has you (stylesheet)
• Never say die
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Brian says
• Don't say the B-word
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• linda say (user)
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What was the question?
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Jesus was a liberal
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Upon the hills where day was done
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Each one has their own story
• jo ha kyu
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever

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