Findings:

• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When you kill people they die
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Know your pets
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I don't believe in people
• people who don't exist
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Capitalize, please
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Indigenous people don't exist
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• People's Liberation Army Air Force
• Don't encourage people to read
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• don't kill your clients
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• People who don't read
• Into my heart an air that kills
• Air cold and harsh; people warm and comforting
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• How to kill a clown
• Smoking can kill you
• kill -PIPE
• A Time to Kill
• spermicide kills
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill the Poor
• Please Kill Me
• High Time to Kill
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Killed By Death
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• computers kill kids
• Someone please kill me
• Bikini Kill
• Gravity Kills
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Humane octopus killing
• Kill Rock Stars
• Licence to Kill
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Air gun
• Kill Zone
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• The Man He Killed
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I will kill you if I can
• Accidental death odds
• I would kill my mother
• Camp Kill Yourself
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• Kill Yr Idols
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• kill file
• A little child could never kill this clean
• kill -9
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• kill word
• One Shot One Kill
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• kill -BUS
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• kill -XCPU
• kill -KILL
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Kill two birds with one stone
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Society killed evolution
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill 'em All
• Kill the rich
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Why does Man kill?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• kill -9 dueling
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• This machine kills fascists
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• God Loves, Man Kills
• I think I killed it
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Kill Your Television
• Kill
• Kill Yourself
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Kill your sampler
• Kill time before it kills you
• They killed our Lord
• A View to a Kill
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Kill a rap
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• I killed a pigeon
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I Love to Kill
• Let's Get Killed

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