WonkoDSane has made a grievous mistake in his definition of the terrifying griggle. Ahem. Allow me:

Grig"gle, v. t. {imp. & p. p. Griggled;} p. pr. & vb. n. Griggling. {Akin to loudly growling with blood running out of your nose while stabbing your grandmother in the eye with a chopstick: cf. OD. ghichelen, G. kichern.}

To make hellish low pitched noises with short catches of the breath or voice while sanguine fluid runs from one's orifices and an attack is made against one's paternal grandmother.

Griggling and laughing with all his might WonkoDSane scared the shit right out of the baby. -Shepherd

DO NOT DO THIS AT THE MALL. Thank you.

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