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• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Grandma got ran over by my grandpa
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• having you by the short hairs
• Amidala Got Back
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Guided by Voices
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• order by numbers
• By What Authority
• small poetry by a small poet
• leaving by night
• Jazz, a film by Ken Burns
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Drowning by Numbers
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• Along the field as we came by
• Buddha Sheltered by Muchalinda
• Judging a company by its female restroom
• Steal Everything (Six by Six)
• There By the Grace of God
• City by the Sea
• Speech given by the Israeli ambassador at the U.N to the Security Council on September 15, 2003
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• A Discourse by Three Drunkards on Government
• Hurt the team by beating yourself
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I got the babel fish!
• Have I Got News for You
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• Still Got the Blues
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• If you dare wear short shorts
• short sword
• Being short
• Life's too short for mild salsa
• short of breath
• short notice
• The Short Reign of Pippin IV
• In short, don't be an asshole
• Death by Water
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Surprised by Joy
• Volumes by Slicing
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• Blasted By Autumn Winds
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• On Prophesying by Dreams
• Caught by a smile
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Take the bull by the horns
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Making the Movies XXVII Taking Exteriors by Night
• Drive by wire
• suicide by guillotine
• Cheaper by the Dozen
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• call by result
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Sewn up by frost
• Larry, Curly and Moe
• I've got the Internet
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Baby's Got a Temper
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• short attention span
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• Short twentieth century
• Short barreled rifle
• short (user)
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• by definition
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• paid by the word
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When things are known by a brand name
• Fueled By Ramen Records
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Accidental discovery
• 24 Views of Mt. Fuji, by Hokusai
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Make the Pie Higher by George W. Bush
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-A
• The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• By Blue Ontario's Shore
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture I: The Present Dilemma in Philosophy
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• Werewolf by Night
• Death by cake
• Taken by storm
• Grabbed by the Ghoulies
• avalyn by day_root (category)
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Curly Lambeau
• The one that got away
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
• Short circuit
• BQN: Short spat
• To Die a Martyr
• 22 Short Films About Springfield
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Postscript
• A short guide to identifying a couple
• analysis short story
• Down By Law
• Judging women by their books
• Owned by cat
• Editorial opinions expressed by the Richmond Times-Dispatch
• Identifying a Music Record by the Grooves
• Sensei's recipes
• learning by braille
• Misled by things I refuse to see
• sex by association
• approximation by polynomials
• Murder by Numbers
• Closing Statement on Campaign Finance Reform by Senator John McCain
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• In her tomb by the sounding sea
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-A
• By hook or by crook
• Don't Pass Me By
• US Executions by state
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Genesis by observership
• Kings Cross by Coke-light
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Argument by Design
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Software By Numbers
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Necessary Journeys: Stranraer to London by Dodgy Motorcycle
• enslaved by machiner (user)
• You've got mail
• Johnny Got His Gun
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• i got nothin (user)
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Short People
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• CAMRA Short Measures Card
• short hair, long memory
• The Short Timers
• Six short poems written on six cold days
• How to make a living writing short fiction
• Call by reference
• inspiration by misreading
• Struck by lightning

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