Findings:

• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• you can't have it both ways
• You Can't Have Mary
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• This is why we can't have nice things
• You can't have everything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• English personal pronouns
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• if I can't have silence
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have lost many things, so many
• What pornos would have us believe
• And All That Could Have Been
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You don't have to remember my name
• I should have danced with you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I can't get comfortable here
• Elephants can't jump
• You can't go there anymore
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Sally Can't Dance
• you can't unring a bell
• you can't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknic
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• American English
• Everything as an English learning tool
• The time we hid in the ceiling in English
• Signing Exact English
• Gender-Neutral English
• Special English
• Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
• How to get an A on your English paper
• The Rise and Fall of English
• English History: William's later years
• English Tourist Board
• How to Write an English Paper
• The difference between fucking and making love
• I hope you're fucking happy
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When I have female children
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have lost my power
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I believe you have my stapler
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• You don't have any real problems
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Formal second-person pronouns
• can't happen
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You can't love with half a heart
• you can't polish a turd
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
• You can't walk with Armageddon in your headspace
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Why can't I get over her
• Old English Mastiff
• the third word in the English language ending in "gry"
• The English/Four Knights variation
• English verb tenses
• English As A Second F*cking Language
• Translation of mathematics to plain English
• English (user)
• English words from Latin numbers
• Early Modern English
• English History: Richard the Lionheart
• Concise Oxford English Dictionary
• english class stupidity
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I have root on your head
• How we have grown apart
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• To have and to hold
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• broad pronoun reference
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Canted Angle
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?

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