Findings:

• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• The man who refused to be King
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• girls should be nice
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Be a girl for a day
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• When having sex in northern Norway
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I used to be that girl.
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Having sex up against a wall
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nice Girls
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Having sex in Drow
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Note to self: be nice
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• The girl who hangs the sun
• The Girl Who Waited
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• What happens to nice girls?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Paid to be nice
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• But who codes the coders?
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• When having sex in Binary
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Walked in on you having sex
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Everything But the Girl
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Having sex in Finnish
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• play dumb
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You are nice... be careful with that
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Girls Who Bite Back
• It's hard liking a nice girl
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• don't be a girl
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Be Nice
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success

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