Last Halloween, my church youth group went Trick or Treating around the neighborhood. At one house we were given what an old lady called "Ghost Poop":

Marshmallows.

It was even funnier when she said, in an old lady voice, "aren't you going to eat the poop?"

Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.