Findings:

• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get it off me!
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Get back to me
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Get Behind Me Satan
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• can you get enough of me?
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Gravity really gets me down
• get off me
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• shagg (user)
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• get right down to it
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever

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