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• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• the first time always sucks
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• A guide for the first time raver
• first time caller longtime listener
• Different reasons
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The first time I knew I was different
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• Tips for first time flyers
• Funny Times
• Do it right the first time
• my first time on roller blades
• The first time I saw her
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The first time
• first time in NYC
• A first time for everything
• Always for the first time
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• Everyone falls the first time
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• our first time
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• First home loan owner time (user)
• there's a first time for everything
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• The first time I flew
• First Gulf War
• First Khandhaka 26-30
• The First of the Fallen
• Famous First Words
• First home loan owner time_root (category)
• The first rule of Fight Club (superdoc)
• not as funny as it used to be
• --funny name--_root (category)
• Red Hat Standard Time
• times
• time sink
• Chess - Time Controls
• Parole time
• The Time Machine - Chapter 12
• What time do you call this, then?
• Hard Times
• bottom time
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• It's all in God's time
• Merlin's Time
• Squatting: Opening Time
• Monitoring Times
• Prime Minister's Question Time
• Once Upon a Time in China
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• The Red Sea and Time Fable
• Finite Difference Time Domain
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• The Big Time
• it is a waste of time to piss off thefez
• Unauthorized use of a time machine
• Civilization 2: Test of Time
• My grandmother and I traveling in time
• kiss your sister time
• End Times National Park
• when the time comes
• Ban Time Travel Now!
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• A time to kiss
• The Accidental Time Machine
• Metro Times
• First and Last and Always
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• If at first you don't succeed
• My First and Last Communion
• First Lightning
• Your first mountain bike
• First Fiction: Think
• Two-Part First Species Counterpoint
• Sins of the Fathers : Spring the First
• The First Documented Genocide in History
• First Declension
• First Balkan War
• First Taiwan Strait Crisis
• First funeral
• First Khandhaka
• The First Casualty
• The First of May
• Barack Obama's 2009 Inaugural Address
• Funny Macintosh Errors
• Games Workshop's Funny Dice
• Funny Pictures_root (category)
• time out
• Closing Time
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• tube time
• In Time of "The Breaking of Nations"
• Glory Times
• Time Heals All Wounds
• Japanese time
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• common time
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• Tips for saving time and money in the laundry
• German Expressionism vs. the Hollywood of the time
• Ways to express a long time
• The Time of the Patriarchs
• audio time stretching
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Tehran Times
• Building a Time Machine
• Protect yourselves at all times
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Three times the Pale Rider came
• Time Enough At Last
• The Real Time Streaming Protocol
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• The Marietta Times
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• Manic Times
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Time of Possession
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• First Foundation
• I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
• first draft
• First Punic War
• False First Impact
• First African-American in Space
• First Things First Manifesto
• Buying Your First Telescope
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• First Avenue, 1987
• First Thursday
• The First Noble Truth of Buddhism
• Dreams Die First
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• My first sweat lodge
• The Origins of the First World War
• airman first class
• first lady (user)
• Movies that should have been books first
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Depression is a funny thing
• The Time Warp
• prime time
• What time is it in Indiana?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Sign o' the Times
• The Time Machine - Chapter 2
• Miller Time
• geologic time
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• time of day
• flex time
• 5/8 time
• It happened a long time ago
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Burger Time
• Kant on Causality and Time
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• similarities between "Dune" and "Wheel of Time"
• Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
• This Night Wounds Time
• Real time analyzer
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Gay Standard Time (GST)
• Time Crisis 2
• Time horizon
• Neville Chamberlain's "Peace for our time" speech
• Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
• time sharing

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