Findings:

• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• wife fucking another
• When quitting isn't quitting
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When willpower isn't enough
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When silence isn't golden
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• How to scream when no one is looking
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Take my wife, please!
• The Wife of the Christ
• The World's Wife
• Hooker or Trophy Wife?
• 4 Non Blondes
• blondes with fallen arches
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• Music isn't free
• Isn't Anything
• Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
• Good Looking Records
• Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
• dangerous good looking
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When We Were Kings
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When cats rub you
• when people become strangers
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• What I want to be when I grow up
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• portable mp3 player
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When we were little kids, running
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Only When I Lose Myself
• When Atlas dropped the sky
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When the lilacs were in bloom
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• when does it end (user)
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• A river-merchant's wife writes
• fish wife (user)
• The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
• letter to my boyfriend's wife
• Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
• Waiting for sunset, blonde dripping down my arm
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Thin isn't in
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• Looking for one thing, finding another
• looking down on city lights
• Looking forward to the back of my mind
• These are not the Druids you are looking for
• When having sex in Binary
• When it's raining
• What I left when I left you
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I know more when I'm alone
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• November 4, 1995
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When Rabbit Howls
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Some time when I was a teenager
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• Samson's Wife
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Meet the Wife
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• couch fucking
• Fucking Obnoxious Concertgoer
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• This isn't fun anymore
• Do not fight what isn't there
• The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 5
• America and incest: A society under the looking glass
• On the inside looking out
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When You Live Alone
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Level 2
• good vs. well
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• When are you going to stop running?
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When (user)
• When Walls Become Tables
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• When is a cut and paste writeup not a cut and paste writeup?
• when they take my blood
• The perfect wife
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• The Salted Wife
• cool blue wife
• On Blondes
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• This isn't what it looks like
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• this isnt helping (user)

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