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• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Jobs I've Had
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Fuck what other people think
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Fuck You Hoe
• fuckton
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• The nuns had it coming
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• If I Had a Hammer
• The Fun They Had
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• I've Got a Secret
• I think I've forgiven her
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• cool as fuck
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Fuck the Pain Away
• Fuck Machine
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• David Ives
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Fuck blame
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• fuck that
• Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• Fuck Chopin!
• seirously dude fuck off
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• there were no words left; we had said them all
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The Wild Colonials
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Fuck tha Police
• Fuck like bunnies
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Fuck Your Buddy
• what the fuck (user)
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• I had a brother, once
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I Feel I've Melted
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've got the music in me
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• mercy fuck
• Let's fuck this donkey
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• I've lost you
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Young Politicals in action and out and about FUCK YOU
• pussy fuck (user)
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You had me at hello
• you had water, and something deafening from the air
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• skull fuck
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• What the fuck is this shit?
• I am the god of fuck!
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Fuck your god
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• Now that I've told you
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• fuck up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• She Fucks Me
• The Fuck Fucks
• fuck off (user)
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• I've got a little list
• I've Been Tired
• St Ives
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• fuck
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Fuck It_root (category)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• fuck america!
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Things I've learned from Everything
• What I've Learned
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• Fuck it
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Flip & Fuck
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• Ken Lay

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