Findings:

• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Fuck me harder
• I like you; do you like me?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You like me, you really like me!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Fuck like bunnies
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Black Like Me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• A Doll Like Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Look siad me Be like me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Dead Like Me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Women only like me for my mind
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• Fuck me boots
• Broken like me
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Fuck me till I fart
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Like fuck, said the duck
• My Company Likes Me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• treat me like a woman
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Walk Like Me
• You're like a brother to me
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Loves me like a bottle
• Republican Like Me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Do you like me?
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• unfinished (like me)
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• like you love me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Creeps Like Me
• Bleed Like Me
• fuck you pay me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• treat me like your sex doll
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• fuck me and marry me young
• doesn't look like anything to me
• want me like time
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• fucks with
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• mercy fuck
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her

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