Findings:

• tied up now fuck me (user)
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Hit me up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Up Your Ass
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• let me grow up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• fuck me and marry me young
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Fuck me
• Fuck me harder
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• She Fucks Me
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• fuck up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Fucked up ways to die
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• Fold Me Up
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck me boots
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• People have fucked up before
• Ken Lay
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You Fucked Up!
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fucked Up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• fuck you pay me
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Fuck me till I fart
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Morrison's Lament
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Don't wait up for me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Sweep me up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• They grow up. No one told me.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Come Pick Me Up
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Bitch set me up!
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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