Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "four empty beer cans is not any conceivable reason to hand over the keys"

• Black Hand Over Europe - The Serbian Scene - IV. Pan-Serbism
• any key
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Press any key to continue
• Black Hand Over Europe - Pan-Slavism - I. The Vultures
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - II. The Opinion of a Chief
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• These are the only hands I can give
• beer can dress
• Hand over fist
• Black Hand Over Europe - Appendices: The Hidden Side of the Balkan Pact
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - II. The Macedonian Question
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• I can't find the any key
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• Why the four is marked in red on Chinese dice
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Beer can chicken
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Serbian Scene - V. Propaganda
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - I. The Peril
• Black Hand Over Europe - Pan-Slavism - II. Czechoslovakia and Roumania
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• put your hand over the side of the boat
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Constitution of the Serbian Black Hand
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - V. The Valley of the Vardar
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Serbian Scene - I. Belgrade and Impressions
• Can you drink old beer?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Can real love survive over time
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Hand over hand
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• You too can spend four years
• Any fool can make a rule
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - III. What the Man-in-the-Street Thinks
• Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Serbian Scene - III. The Military Power
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - I. Bulgaria the Unlucky
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Serbian Scene - II. The Dilemma
• Black Hand Over Europe
• Black Hand Over Europe - Pan-Slavism - III. The Shadow of Pan-Slavism
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - IV. Behind the Barbed Wires
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• A hand to the nest. Over the eggs.
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Story of Petrovitch
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Bulgarian Scene - III. The "ORIM"
• Half hands and knees crawling over the burnt wreckage
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• Top 10 reasons why I prefer attending funerals over weddings
• any
• by any means necessary
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• love is an attachment that knows no reason
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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