Findings:

• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• No one actually cares.
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• formality
• Enough Formalities (Spoken Word)
• naturally occurring radioactive isotopes
• Tenuously-related thoughts occurring while watering oleander bushes
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Money is actually Magic Points
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• Actually
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• For you see, we are all living in a jar of Tang!
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.

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