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• When The Levee Breaks
• What to do when your car breaks down
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• breaks in programming
• Break, break, break
• Waiting for the sawmill blade to break loose
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• How to break through the next locked door
• Buying condoms
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When you wake up feeling old
• When your mind races, who wins?
• when my father cries
• When can it end?
• When I left home
• Where I go when I masturbate
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When your fireworks are shooting stars
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Slippery When Wet
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When I am King
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When the snow crystals fall
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Some people break so easily
• make or break
• 147 break
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• Bizarre Condom Names
• The Condom Fairy_root (category)
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When I have female children
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When and Why
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• only when you cannot hear
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When We Recovered
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When Clowns Go Bad
• when someone you disliked dies
• When I was young
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Piero Manzoni
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I am stronger than now
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Innocent When You Dream
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• break in
• Break the Habits
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Nihon Break Kougyou
• The Break Up
• Durex Condoms
• speak only when spoken to
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• i like my body when it is with your
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When I get like this
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When We Were Orphans
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When Motorcycles Fall
• When I was five
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• When water chokes you
• audio editing
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Paris... When it Sizzles!
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When the dark comes
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• The Breaks
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• break shot
• Guard Break
• Boxer's Break
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Sheep gut condoms
• When having sex in Poland
• When Prophecy Fails
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When to use a semicolon in Pascal
• when we owned the world
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When Ice Capades is the pinnacle of your profession
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When you think about smoking
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• man when you are telling me how it was
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• How to break a coconut
• breakbeat science
• schizoid break
• A Clean Break: A New Strategy for Securing the Realm
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• Other Names For Condoms
• Pronto Condoms
• When I first met you
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• These are the days when birds come back
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• when you are in
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• When Father Rode the Goat
• When The King Comes Home
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• Break a leg
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• Ojo Breaks the Law
• Resetting a break
• Prospero breaks his staff
• The Condom Person
• Crying when you go to the bathroom

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