flying fuck

This airborne obscenity is commonly accepted as the smallest practical unit of concern. If an individual wishes to express an extreme lack of consideration, he/she may feel it apt to state the fact that they are unable to muster up even this minuscule measure thereof.

Other, larger units of concern, listed here in ascending order of magnitude, include:

• The rat's ass
• The shit
• The God damn
• The monkey's
• The damn
• The fig
• The hoot

The Flying Fuck is also a colloquialism for the somewhat abstract (but definitely four-winged) sculpture that stands in Firestone Plaza at Princeton university.