Findings:

• I didn't even know he was sick!
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• "lol! what? lol!" was written on the tissue box. sometimes i look too deep
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Too much "pronounced it "hyper-bowl" when he was a kid. Friggin" on e2
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• wa
• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• If God was willing to let it be
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeńo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I didn't know what to say
• A Flirtation with Flirting
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• boku wa toire
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• And in those days was armageddon
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• when was vienetta ice cream invented
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Didn't you know?
• You know you've been away from home too long
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• 'T was
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I was never any good at maths at school
• That Was The Week That Was
• This Was Your Life
• Since Adam was a boy
• The teachers thought I was insane
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Flirting with Disaster
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• It was just a crush
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• was ist das?_root (category)
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Too Late
• was
• I was looking for you
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Even the moon was wrong
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• War is only fun on screen
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Before you, there was me
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• It's Too Late Now
• Music was better in the old days
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.

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