An
exceedingly evil cocktail fashioned thusly:
1 promotional Coke glass
n shots gin
(vodka may be substituted)
n shots V
(Do not use Red Bull. There is probably some horrendously complex patent out on anything involving it and you'll be sued to within an inch of your life).
Where 1 < n < 5
Skoll.
Repeat.
Now say fifty-fifty fast and it will begin to make sense....