Findings:
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I woke, still feeling
- Still to Be Neat
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- When shall I be free?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Farmers' Market
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Chalant should be a word!
- When Pride Still Mattered
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- This node should be filled with rengu!
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I still like a bedtime story
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- like you're blind but still can see
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Eye contact at a distance
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Be a model or just look like one
- Children should be seen and not heard
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Look siad me Be like me
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How Should A Person Be?
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- stupidity should be painful
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Daylight Saving Time should be ended
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Be still, My soul
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- This node should be filled with waka!
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- Mind without body
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Should I be sorry?
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- This node should be filled with bees!
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Automobile tire pressure
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- I am blind when I want to be
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- Why I Still Like God
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- You Should Be Sober
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- When you know things are just meant to be
- It should not be this complicated
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
- i like my body when it is with your
- Should I be happy?
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- It will be good when I am leader
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Level 2
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- girls should be nice
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
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