Findings:

• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I am still so lost, I am
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I don't think I like your system
• As You Like It II.i
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Don't stand so close to me
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• love like you don't need the money
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• As You Like It II.ii
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am so an American
• I am so fucking happy
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• As You Like It II.iii
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• As You Like It II.iv
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• so i heard you like mudkips
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• A face like a slapped arse
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I don't like the drugs
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• As You Like It II.v
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I don't see like you
• I don't like my smile
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Work like you don't need the money
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• As You Like It II.vi
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• What it's like to be in love
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• So you don't have to
• Don't mope, act!
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It II.vii
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• I don't like grass
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It III.i
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I don't like moving.
• I don't think I like love
• Think globally, don't act.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• i am so random (user)
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Act like you know
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It III.ii
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't touch the green sauce
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Don't be sad
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• why don't you just?
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Don't fight the internet
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• face
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• Modernization of Benefits and Obligations Act
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Securities and Exchange Act
• mono vision TV face
• Pericles Prince of Tyre V.iii
• Steal Your Face
• National Security Act
• face down
• Cymbeline I.ii
• How to properly apply Camouflage Face Paint
• Richard III I.iv
• Faces on the Kitchen Floor: Belmez, Spain, 1971
• Balancing Act
• The Smiley Face Murders

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