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Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?

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(idea) by ModernAngel (2.5 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Mar 16 2000 at 1:29:43

excuse me...
could you explain again why you suck?
i know you told me once or tried
but it did not sink in
and once i thought I knew
but maybe i was wrong


excuse me, could you tell me again
why
you suck
?
There's a reason for everything
i can no longer accept it when
others point and say that you just
suck.

excuse me
could you perhaps deign to explain
why my plaintive cries are cried in vain?
could you show me somehow why
you suck?
I know you know, I know you know why
you
suck-diddly-uck
you fuck


Copyright 2000 Dayton J. Van Houten III, used with permission, all rights reserved, etc. etc.


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