Findings:

• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• The harshest winter ever
• the moon versus us ever sleeping together again
• all she ever wanted
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• You've Been Dumped
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• oh ever so slowly
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Ever Onward
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• Taught
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
• What have you been smoking?
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Oceania has never been at war
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Medgar Evers
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The first dollar I ever made
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Worst Node Ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Things every child should be taught
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My dog has been stolen
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Things video games have taught me
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Was it ever there?
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The greatest drill command ever
• If I ever lose my legs
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Your IP address has been logged.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• The Ten Geekiest Metal Songs Ever
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• we've secretly replaced the Enterprise's dilithium crystals with Folger's Crystals
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• happily ever after
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The worst job interview ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• All you ever dream
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• What if Dr. Seuss taught Japanese rope bondage?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• It's been lovely
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Live the greatest story ever told
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The Best Feeling Ever
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• How the Wogglebug Taught Athletics
• What An Elaborate Dream We've Concocted.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Has Been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I've been waiting forever
• They all lived happily ever after
• The worst name ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Ever After
• The best thing ever
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches

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