Findings:

• How good bands go wrong
• I wish I could invent shit
• happy horse shit
• king shit (user)
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• chordal turn
• Turn on the Bright Lights
• Series turns
• Piece of shit car
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• Wrong Turn
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• is it plugged in, is it turned on?
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• tumble turn
• Cruyff turn
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Turn Left
• I shit you not
• Shit or get off the pot
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• good shit
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Run and turn into butter
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Turn Back the Tide
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• The Bookworm Turns: An Everything Literary Quest
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Uncontrollable moody shit mode
• Abstract Art is Shit
• Who shit on the coats?
• The Cobbler Turned Doctor
• A photograph turned face-down
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The worm has turned
• toss and turn
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• shit list
• MP3s sound like shit
• The shit we ate
• Shit, shower, shave
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Cannot turn off your computer
• it is your turn now
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Right turns mean faster driving
• Whatever turns you on
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Your skin is liquid
• Shit fire and save matches
• Shit and quit
• same shit different day
• The tide that turns the sea
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to turn around in the street
• Horrible, Horrible is Turned the Earth!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• i turned bad
• dog shit
• Bird shit on your head
• Shit oozes downwards
• Everything is made of sunlight and shit
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Turn your head and cough
• Turn on Your Love Light
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• linguistic turn
• Pádraig Turns The Worm
• Shoot the shit
• How to Shit in the Woods
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• The sandbox, it is full of shit (category)
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Turn Off Your TV
• The Turn of a Friendly Card
• Watermelon hookah
• fundamental turn
• until the tides turn
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Don't shit where you eat
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Piero Manzoni
• Shit or Go Blind
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Turn based strategy
• Right lane MUST turn right
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Turn Undead
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• things you can't turn into poetry
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• What the fuck is this shit?
• bird shit
• Everything is made of water and sunlight and shit
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• The Turn of the Screw
• Enabling Root User in Mac OS X
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• no shit
• For shits and grins
• Shit on a shingle
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
• There are no left turn lanes
• The scientists surrender their chemistry of mud and the song turns to destruction
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• When life gives you shit
• The Shit Hits the Fans
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• turn on
• the clock turns and hours step
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Evaline Turns the Worm
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Ape shit
• I can do shit with my legs
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Everything is made of water and sunshine and shit
• The Tables Turned
• bottom turn
• Enabling dedicated swap in Mac OS X
• Turn turtle
• Turn anything into a sound file
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Shit happens
• In deep shit
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• As the World Turns
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Turn A Gundam
• sitcom turn
• The Donnas Turn 21
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• heaven turned hell
• food fight
• I know, let's give shit away
• shit (user)
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Sea turn
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• The smoke turned into rain
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• My turn signal is not a request
• A Small Turn Of Human Kindness
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• When the Pope says shit
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• top turn
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I Turned Out a Punk
• A Fate turned sharply, Key in Lock

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