Findings:
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- If God doesn't exist, is everything permitted?
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- The forgiveness of sins is God's final revenge on mankind
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Things every child should be taught
- Nagato in summer will kill you every time
- Thank God It's Monday
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- God's gift to women
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- You want that I should rough him up?
- Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Thank God for cold fusion
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Statistics every writer should know
- With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Prayer to Every God
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- Why God doesn't ride photons
- God comments his code, you should too
- Dear God, thank you for the sick
- God probably doesn't exist
- treat every moment like it's your last
- God's Gift To Man
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The Gift of God
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Thank God For Little Children
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- God's Gift
- God, thanks for inventing breasts
- i thank You God for most this amazing
- God gave a loaf to every bird
- Thank God for the moon
- Now Thank We All Our God
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Gifts to the gods
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Kill Your Television
- Kill your sampler
- kill -BUS
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- CDs Killed Album Art
- Internet Killed the Video Star
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
- Dressed to Kill
- kill Drakey_root (category)
- penalty kill
- A moment of extreme unreality
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- A brief moment in years
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- the key commands all emacs users should know
- consoles should have trackballs
- Why you should study something other than drama
- Why you should use pencils instead of pens
- The natural state of the human spirit is ecstatic wonder. We should not settle for less.
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- Sins of the World
- Sins of the Fathers : Hope (two)
- sin verguenza_root (category)
- Thanks Playboy! : A meeting of two noders
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- Two Sides To Every Story
- Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
- Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
- I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
- The papers in my book that fall out every time it's opened and every child shouting in the store that I refuse to acknowledge every day
- every noder was once a normal human
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- The Great Gift, Tobacco
- Eggs, Tokens, E2 Gift Shop and Wheel of Surprise
- Gods
- God Mode
- Sea god
- Machina/The Machines of God
- The gods
- The Scientist vs. God
- Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
- I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- City of God Book I : 2
- City of God Book XIX
- Of Gods and Men: On Judaism
- god and tetris
- God as the projection of Mankind
- Our God, He Is Alive
- God condemns engineering
- War Gods
- War of Seven Gods
- Household god
- Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue
- God's child (user)
- God Talk and Burning Children
- I wish I could burn like god
- skinny gals r gods! (user)
- Why I Still Like God
- Fuck your god
- The God of our many understandings
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Know your pets
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- This machine kills fascists
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- Kill My Landlord
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
- kill me now_root (category)
- I killed for fun
- You will see my face as I figure how to kill what I cannot catch
- A Boundless Moment
- moment of definition
- Moment Generating Function
- Product moment correlation coefficient
- The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- where the marks should end
- The United States should not go to war with Iraq
- Movies that should have been books first
- Saturday Morning Cartoons and the 7 Deadly Sins
- sin tax
- Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
- Thank you for not sharing
- thanks (user)
- My aunt doesn't like them
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
- Stoned music memories
- Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
- The obligatory CowboyNeal option on every Slashdot poll
- I look for your face in every crowd
- Implicate yourself in every interpretation
- Giving gifts
- Wedding gift basket
- Gift Points
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- God among Lice (user)
- kitchen god
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