Findings:
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- My first comet
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- How Prom nearly killed me
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Look siad me Be like me
- Why tell me that?
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Tell me of the nature of home
- tell me all your reasons
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- A learned man came to me once
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Wake me up if you still want me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Don't tell me about her
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- That would be me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Let me be your fantasy
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Bitch set me up!
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Free to Be, You and Me
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- How Daniel explained it to me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Dance Me to the End of Love
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- let me grow up
- Sweep me up
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- tell me a story about really being undead
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Tell me a story about mains
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- How the Internet Came to Be
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Tell Me What You Think
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- If your wish be to close me
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me of the nature of death
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- This is my truth tell me yours
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- How Do You Want Me?
- Tell me a story about plains
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Tell me more
- How did I end up here?
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Don't wait up for me
- Tell me what to dream
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Tell me another lie
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Tell me about your faith
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- Tell me a secret.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Tell him, she told me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Fold Me Up
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Don't tell me everything
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How television car chases influenced me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me a story about cranes
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
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