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• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Taken by storm
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was raised by the French government
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• illegal alien
• Alien Breed 2
• Alien Front Online
• All American Alien Boy
• People referred to by three initials
• integration by parts
• Of Recognition by Sight
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Chased by a screaming hydrocephalic in a leopard-skin vest and a beehive hairdo
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• Avoidance by headphone
• Learning the city by foot
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Night By Night
• This is done by deception
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
• Making the Movies XXVII Taking Exteriors by Night
• Drive by wire
• suicide by guillotine
• Cheaper by the Dozen
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Death by Woman (user)
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Wonderland By Night
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
• the cloud formed by your breath darkens my sight!
• Elvis Stojko
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• Johnny Was
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• And in those days was armageddon
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• the signal was killed
• Archetypes of Alien Species
• Alien Soldier
• Contra III: The Alien Wars
• Aliens in the Mind
• The Attack by Fire
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• Attack by Stratagem
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Self Restraint
• As Time Goes By
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• crushed by the absence of you
• Pseudo_Intellectual: In Danger of Being Violently "Deported" by an irate Ex-RCMP
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Disappointed by Capitalism
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II
• The Sadness of Onaesia
• Solving a system of equations by back substitution
• baptism by desire
• Pragmatism by William James: Preface
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• Werewolf by Night
• Death by cake
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• lied to by British Telecom
• Stopping By A Hood On A Snowy Evening
• Elvis
• Queen Elvis
• No threat should be taken lightly
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Jesus was Mexican
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• There was a customer today
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Alien Fashion Show
• There's an alien in your bag
• Alien Ant Farm
• Loving the Alien (user)
• by
• Learning by doing
• "A Story", by Everythingians
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• order by numbers
• By What Authority
• small poetry by a small poet
• leaving by night
• Jazz, a film by Ken Burns
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Drowning by Numbers
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• Along the field as we came by
• Buddha Sheltered by Muchalinda
• Judging a company by its female restroom
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Genesis by observership
• Kings Cross by Coke-light
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?

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