Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "drives me and my friends around because it is the largest thing any of it owns"

• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• All around me
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• her arms around me
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Dogs that have owned me
• i need your grace to remind me to find my own
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• because I have given up any care
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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