Alcohol can have tragic effects. Every year, many people use alcohol and then use telephones. Please don't drink and dial. Here are just a few examples of conditions where drink and dial can cause problems

  • Calling an ex-girlfriend to get back together: "Hey Lurleen..." (you WILL regret this)
  • Leaving messages for your boss on his answering machine. (Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.)
  • Changing your answering machine message
  • Calling a radio show

Unfortunately, with the modern prevalence of cell phones, drink and dial has become tragically common.

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