A minger, a munter, a veritable shagnasty.

One of such physical unattractiveness that not only would you want to stick a paper bag over their head during sex, but you would want one over yours, too. In case theirs falls off.

Of course, some people belong to the group who say that you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire.

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