Findings:
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- The Wild Colonials
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- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- on being hit by lightning
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Addressing others by their user names
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Judging women by their books
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Retrieving lost coins from a vending machine
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Pseudo_Intellectual: In Danger of Being Violently "Deported" by an irate Ex-RCMP
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- By their fruits you shall know them
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- One should expect as much from a machine
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- What I have learned from being fired
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Accidental death odds
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- The Beaver Who Built His Dam from Penises
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- those magnificent men in their flying machines
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- From Hell, Hull, and Halifax may the Good Lord deliver us!
- Otaku From Longueuil_root (category)
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Pages from Ceefax
- Notes From The Underground: Underground IV
- Letter from a good friend long far-flung
- The Cry From The Sea
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- White light from the mouth of infinity
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- The curse of being named Tim
- from where you are
- On being the Older Woman
- You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- Trojan Room coffee machine
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- The Soul of a New Machine
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- Copy Machine
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- NYC MetroCard Refill Machine
- by any means necessary
- milking machine
- machine screw
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- Intel's Propaganda Machine
- Sleep Study 2: The CPAP Machine
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
- Pretty Hate Turing Machine
- Not guilty by reason of insanity
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- Roger Schank's Learning by Doing Meets Case-Based Reasoning
- Rocked by Rape
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
- words whose reversals are their opposites
- You can judge a movie by its poster
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- having you by the short hairs
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
- By The Arno
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- The scientists surrender their chemistry of mud and the song turns to destruction
- In her tomb by the sounding sea
- Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-A
- By hook or by crook
- Don't Pass Me By
- US Executions by state
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- Mathematics education by explanation with logical proof
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Torture by air-conditioner
- Graft by approach
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
- Distribution of preferences for three musical works by class fraction
- Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
- Forehead
- Small gifts from the universe
- The Menace from Earth
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
- Prairie dog self-mutilation
- Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
- Scenes from a Memory
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Argument From Contingency
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Warning from Dual Shock instructions on the Sony Playstation
- The world from a Vespa
- Cleo from 5 to 7
- A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Getting from A to B
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Connections in a group from kisses
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Argument from imperfection
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- From dogma to Descartes: A triumph of reason
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- How to wean kids from TV
- Another county heard from
- From the Top
- View from the plane before man
- From the Earth to the Moon: 25: Final Details
- English History: From Edward the Elder to Edgar
- Notes From The Underground: Underground VIII
- dark highways take us near and far from home
- A Good Man From New Jersey
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- A bitter man rots from within
- Being and Time
- from a contradiction everything is true
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- West African Kingship Art from Benin
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Scenes from Tim Rogers in Space, part 1
- On being the first person to finish a test
- On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
- machine
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