Findings:
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Stoned music memories
- You just don't get it
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- I don't get it
- emotions others don't get to see
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
- While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
- It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Rape committed by women
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't Worry About the Government
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- You don't get a song
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Don't Worry
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I don't want to get over you
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Won't Get Fooled Again
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Caught red-handed
- Caught in a snow storm
- My friend's car caught on fire
- getting caught in semantics
- caught in the flames
- Caught in a Web
- you know you've been caught
- Caught in the middle of it
- glad I caught it
- caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
- Caught In A Mirror
- caught masturbating
- The time my father caught me having sex
- I am caught in between
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- The only crime is getting caught
- Caught between sky and shadow
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- caught stealing
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Caught between yes and maybe
- I want to be caught
- The bright woman is caught in a double bind
- Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
- So they caught Saddam Hussein
- So they caught George W. Bush
- So they caught Santa Claus
- The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
- The Day The Earth Caught Fire
- caught in a song-hat spray
- Caught between the moon and New York City
- she’s caught in headlights, the silken deer
- Caught up
- caught in your embrace
- I caught myself
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- Don't Tell Alfred
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Don't look out the window in the morning
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