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• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Don't Make Me Think
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't want to be alone
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't mind if you forget me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't wait up for me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I am a writer in the sense that woodpecker is a carpenter? What does that even mean? I mean, it's not as if... oh I get it. You're being a jerk.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't call me Debbie
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• far be it from me
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• You're too good to be human
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Read This Book if You're Stupid
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• think of me now
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Don't call me white
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• are you going with me?
• You're too young to be so old
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Dont come near me (user)
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• OBAFGKM
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You think you're special
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• dont bug me (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't think of...
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• You're like a brother to me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Collision avoidance technique
• Free to Be, You and Me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• They Don't Want Me
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Don't Be Evil
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Think globally, don't act.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• marry me and you'll be safe
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Don't talk about me behind my back

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