Findings:
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- People who use Windows
- Capitalize, please
- people who don't exist
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who don't smoke will never die
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Using a command line
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Know your pets
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Terms used to describe breathing
- gazing back upon your newly sprouted wings, as you begin to sense a use for them
- What is love? And why are people afraid of pursuing it?
- Love, it's who you know.
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- The Man who Loved Islands
- The Man who Loved Only Numbers
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- People with programming languages named after them
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- People who died laughing
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- I don't believe in people
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- I don't think I like love
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Common People
- Don't touch that dial
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Touch is not love's sole signifier
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Who are wise in love, love most, say least
- Why people who jog live longer
- University Mall: terms and conditions of use
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Music need not be popular to be good
- There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Terms Used in "Clueless"
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- I don't give a toss
- People don't flail when they die
- Don't Give Me Names
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't believe in falling in love
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- How to use chopsticks
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- A Love Story to Touch Your Heart
- you, who maddened my soul with love
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- If you love somebody, set them free
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- In an age of lost innocence, use irony to speak of love
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Don't give up your day job
- Don't use the handicapped stall
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- cat haters
- Don't give up
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Don't touch your brain
- Don't touch the green sauce
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- Dont Give Names (user)
- Love is touching souls, surely you touched mine
- Who do you love?
- Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
- common touch
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't give up the ship!
- Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- Why I dislike the term "making love"
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Dead links in writeups
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- people who wear camo
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Dont Give Names_root (category)
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Don't Need Love
- Don't encourage people to read
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- E2 is unfriendly to cheerful, sane people who lead healthy, productive lives.
- I would love to give up
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Two people who are not touching
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Flaunting your sexuality
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- The other people who hate war
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Terms of Use
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
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