Findings:

• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't run over fire hose
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• People don't flail when they die
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't try this at home
• I don't want to die
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Old video games don't die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Only the good die young
• Last year I tried to die
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• don't try to find words
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• You Only Live Twice
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Some names belong only to you
• Only Yesterday
• Members Only Jacket
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Only an ocean away
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• it only shimmers
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• run-on sentence
• Duck and Run
• The 1925 Serum Run to Nome
• Speed run
• Bubbles Runs the Voodoo Down
• Helots Run Chapter 4
• Crappy Tire
• tire concept
• Dayton Tires
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Try finding a stable in Bethlehem now
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• Skate or Die
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• people die every day
• hope I die before I get old
• My mother wants her mother to die
• I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• The bad guy dies by accident
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Is it finished when you die?
• Für wen sind die Blumen?
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't think of her
• don't comment on my looks
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't Block the Box
• Arguments don't change minds
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Being a dickhead
• I don't want a calculator
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• don't waste punctuation
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Dont Give Names (user)
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't fight the internet
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• don't node high
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• The only winning move is not to play
• For entertainment purposes only
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• For Official Use Only at the NSA
• only chocolate and raspberries
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• the woods, my only solace
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Only Revolutions
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
• If they would only choose to hear it
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• ready to run
• We Can Run
• Home Run Throwback
• Live and Run and Hate
• This runs deeper than a bruised ego
• The Great Interrupted Fertilizer Run
• Tired
• tired, over-excited and starting to show off
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• The dream is over, the memory is tired. Take this coffin and long may you sleep.
• How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Oh, The Places You'll Go!
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
• die by the sword
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• perchance to die
• Helping your kid brother die
• Khaled Islambouli
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• die cis scum
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to go home
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Democrats don't trust machines
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don't Sweat It
• Don't bring a knife to a gunfight
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Don't work at a golf course
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.

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