Findings:

• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Before They Are Hanged
• Ground rush
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They don't touch me the same way
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Motorbikes and horses don't mix
• Don't mix acetaminophen with alcohol
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• a metaphor I met before
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• They don't know what they're missing
• They don't understand my tea
• Before they were famous
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Rape committed by women
• Fake legs and javelin don't mix... Paralympics 2000
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• They Don't Want Me
• Bunnies and Easter don't mix
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Why the Aum Shinrikyo and Anthrax don't mix
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• People don't flail when they die
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They don't know what I've done
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• It was better before they came
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• before Christ
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Close the door before you leave
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Blessings before food
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• The Department of They
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Life before death
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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