Findings:

• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• So you don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• A reason to drink
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't have the time
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• you don't have to do this
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a television set
• Kim Deal
• deal
• Let's Make a Deal
• The Deal
• Gaffed deal
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• McDonald's Deal Days
• What's the deal?
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• What's the deal with all the cows in NYC?
• How to deal with banks
• Urinals and splatter
• Deal with the emotion behind conflict
• How to deal with the office nut-job
• There is no deal with the demon
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Last Fair Deal Gone Down
• Deal For Life
• Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
• How to deal with a smelly roommate
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• How to deal with conflict in relationships
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• Economic philosophies of the New Deal
• Impersonal recruiters
• How to deal with Religious Fanatics
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
• Elizabeth I's decision to deal with her financial problems
• How to deal with angry customers
• Deal or No Deal
• deal (user)
• A modest proposal for the Iran nuclear deal money
• Sometimes I deal with depression by baking bread
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Great Concern for Your Situation
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks

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